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Superhero
I
karate-chopped
a child
trying to throw
noodles
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a pigeon
a rat 🐀
a magpie
a robin
a raccoon 🦝
a mouse 🐁
a crow
a squirrel
a coot
a blackbird
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