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I karate-chopped a child trying to throw scrambled egg at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pigeon a swan 🦢 a crow a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a squirrel a robin a raccoon 🦝 a goose a magpie
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