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I karate-chopped a child trying to throw shrimp at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pigeon a magpie a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a goose a crow a robin a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a squirrel
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