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I karate-chopped a child trying to throw spring rolls at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pigeon a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a coot a blackbird a koala 🐨 a crow a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢

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