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I slapped a surgeon trying to throw rice pudding at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a magpie a crow a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a robin a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a coot a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨
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