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Superhero
I
slapped
a surgeon
trying to throw
rice
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a squirrel
a robin
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a blackbird
a rat 🐀
a pigeon
a swan 🦢
a magpie
a crow
a goose
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