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I slapped a surgeon trying to throw shallots at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a blackbird a koala 🐨 a pigeon a magpie a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a goose a duck 🦆 a robin

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