Sorry I'm late today
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Superhero
I
slapped
a policewoman
trying to throw
chicken wings
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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🦄
random pathetic excuse
a squirrel
a pigeon
a crow
a koala 🐨
a robin
a swan 🦢
a coot
a blackbird
a duck 🦆
a mouse 🐁
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