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Superhero
I
slapped
a policewoman
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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chicken nuggets
ice-cream cones
tinned tuna
tomato ketchup
nacho cheese
Doritos
peanuts
lemons
potatoes
chicken wings
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