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Superhero
I
slapped
a Guatemalan
spy
trying to throw
chocolate chips
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a pigeon
a blackbird
a raccoon 🦝
a robin
a coot
a duck 🦆
a mouse 🐁
a squirrel
a goose
a crow
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