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Superhero
I
slapped
a Guatemalan
spy
trying to throw
hamburger relish
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a squirrel
a robin
a goose
a duck 🦆
a swan 🦢
a crow
a raccoon 🦝
a coot
a magpie
a blackbird
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