Sorry I'm late today
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Superhero
I
slapped
a Cypriot
spy
trying to throw
baked beans
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a squirrel
a pigeon
a koala 🐨
a robin
a duck 🦆
a rat 🐀
a crow
a magpie
a blackbird
a raccoon 🦝
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