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I slapped a Surinamese spy trying to throw mushy peas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a coot a pigeon a magpie a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a crow a koala 🐨 a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢

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