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I slapped a Nigerian spy trying to throw Doritos at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a squirrel a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a coot a pigeon a goose a duck 🦆 a blackbird a robin
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