Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I slapped a Nicaraguan spy trying to throw rice pudding at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a coot a crow a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a squirrel a duck 🦆 a magpie a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.