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I slapped a Nauruan spy trying to throw Pringles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a robin a koala 🐨 a coot a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a goose

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