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Superhero
I
slapped
a Maldivian
spy
trying to throw
mushy peas
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a magpie
a robin
a crow
a pigeon
a mouse 🐁
a koala 🐨
a squirrel
a rat 🐀
a blackbird
a duck 🦆
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