Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I slapped a woman trying to throw mashed potato at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a goose a squirrel a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a swan 🦢 a robin a rat 🐀 a blackbird

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.