Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I slapped a woman trying to throw iceberg lettuce at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pigeon a robin a duck 🦆 a crow a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a squirrel a koala 🐨

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.