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Superhero
I
slapped
a shepherd
trying to throw
Marmite
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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a koala 🐨
a robin
a squirrel
a raccoon 🦝
a magpie
a blackbird
a duck 🦆
a pigeon
a rat 🐀
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