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Superhero
I
slapped
a shepherd
trying to throw
yoghurt
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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a coot
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a blackbird
a duck 🦆
a magpie
a rat 🐀
a koala 🐨
a robin
a swan 🦢
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