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I slapped a ticket inspector trying to throw chicken nuggets at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a robin a rat 🐀 a pigeon a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a magpie a blackbird a duck 🦆 a crow

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