Sorry I'm late today
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Superhero
I
slapped
a ticket inspector
trying to throw
rice
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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a raccoon 🦝
a blackbird
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a robin
a koala 🐨
a magpie
a goose
a coot
a rat 🐀
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