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I slapped a milkman trying to throw halloumi at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a robin a pigeon a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a coot a goose
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