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I slapped a milkman trying to throw rice pudding at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a squirrel a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a coot a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a robin a duck 🦆 a magpie

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