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Superhero
I
slapped
a milkman
trying to throw
potatoes
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a squirrel
a goose
a koala 🐨
a duck 🦆
a robin
a raccoon 🦝
a pigeon
a magpie
a swan 🦢
a mouse 🐁
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