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I slapped a taxi driver trying to throw spinach at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rat 🐀 a crow a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a coot a robin a magpie a blackbird a koala 🐨 a pigeon
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