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I slapped a taxi driver trying to throw taramasalata at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a robin a blackbird a goose a mouse 🐁 a coot a pigeon
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