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I slapped a taxi driver trying to throw avocados at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a coot a crow a pigeon a rat 🐀 a magpie a blackbird a koala 🐨 a goose a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁
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