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I slapped a train driver trying to throw Doritos at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crow a magpie a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a rat 🐀 a squirrel a duck 🦆 a goose a coot
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