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Superhero
I
slapped
a soldier
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
spring rolls
tinned frankfurters
Pringles
iceberg lettuce
fish fingers
ice-cream cones
avocados
halloumi
baked beans
nacho cheese
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