Sorry I'm late today
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Superhero
I
slapped
a child
trying to throw
chicken wings
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a rat 🐀
a blackbird
a koala 🐨
a robin
a squirrel
a raccoon 🦝
a pigeon
a coot
a swan 🦢
a magpie
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