Sorry I'm late today

Add to Slack
Share

Superhero

I nutcracker choked a surgeon trying to throw hummus at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a robin a magpie a koala 🐨 a coot a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a crow a goose
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.