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I nutcracker choked a surgeon trying to throw shallots at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a magpie a pigeon a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a robin a blackbird a squirrel a crow a raccoon 🦝 a coot
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