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I nutcracker choked a surgeon trying to throw tomato ketchup at …

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a pigeon a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a crow a swan 🦢 a squirrel a magpie a mouse 🐁

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