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Superhero
I
nutcracker choked
a surgeon
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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chocolate chips
spring rolls
shallots
hummus
lemons
chicken wings
yoghurt
ice-cream cones
Doritos
rice krispies
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