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Superhero
I
nutcracker choked
a surgeon
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
sunflower seeds
potatoes
fish fingers
Pringles
Marmite
peanuts
tomato ketchup
lemons
hummus
pitted olives
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