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I nutcracker choked a dentist trying to throw taramasalata at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crow a goose a duck 🦆 a blackbird a pigeon a squirrel a koala 🐨 a robin a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀
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