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I nutcracker choked a dentist trying to throw hummus at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pigeon a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a crow a coot a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a robin a koala 🐨
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