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I nutcracker choked a dentist trying to throw avocados at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a coot a robin a koala 🐨 a pigeon a swan 🦢 a blackbird a goose a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a crow
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