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I nutcracker choked a dentist trying to throw watermelon at â€Ķ

â†Đ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle ðŸĶ„ random pathetic excuse
a crow a rat 🐀 a goose a swan ðŸĶĒ a koala ðŸĻ a squirrel a blackbird a magpie a mouse 🐁 a robin
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.