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Superhero
I
nutcracker choked
a pilot
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
baked beans
cat biscuits
prawn crackers
chicken nuggets
watermelon
hamburger relish
tomato ketchup
fish fingers
chilli peppers
nacho cheese
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