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Superhero
I
nutcracker choked
a pilot
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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garlic cloves
ice-cream cones
nacho cheese
sunflower seeds
Marmite
tomatoes
lemons
iceberg lettuce
shrimp
halloumi
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