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I nutcracker choked a tramp trying to throw Pringles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pigeon a magpie a rat 🐀 a goose a crow a robin a squirrel a blackbird a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁
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