Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I nutcracker choked a policewoman trying to throw iceberg lettuce at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a blackbird a squirrel a magpie a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a coot a raccoon 🦝

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.