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I nutcracker choked a policewoman trying to throw rice krispies at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a squirrel a blackbird a goose a duck 🦆 a pigeon a magpie a koala 🐨 a robin
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