Sorry I'm late today

Add to Slack
Share

Superhero

I nutcracker choked a policeman trying to throw hummus at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a coot a magpie a squirrel a robin a pigeon a duck 🦆 a blackbird a koala 🐨
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.