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Superhero
I
nutcracker choked
a policeman
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
garlic cloves
scrambled egg
bread
chicken wings
iceberg lettuce
mashed potato
chilli peppers
shrimp
rice pudding
pizza
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