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Superhero
I
nutcracker choked
an Icelandic
spy
trying to throw
rice pudding
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a magpie
a squirrel
a robin
a blackbird
a raccoon 🦝
a crow
a goose
a coot
a koala 🐨
a pigeon
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