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Superhero
I
nutcracker choked
an Icelandic
spy
trying to throw
Doritos
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a robin
a squirrel
a raccoon 🦝
a coot
a blackbird
a crow
a pigeon
a mouse 🐁
a swan 🦢
a magpie
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