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I nutcracker choked a Haitian spy trying to throw chicken wings at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆 a coot a swan 🦢 a magpie a goose a robin a koala 🐨 a pigeon a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝
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