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Superhero
I
nutcracker choked
a Georgian
spy
trying to throw
noodles
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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a squirrel
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a goose
a pigeon
a crow
a koala 🐨
a blackbird
a raccoon 🦝
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